Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Some-More Reading?

Try these (from The Gigantic Joke Book by Joseph Rosenbloom, Toronto, ON.: Sterling, 1978.)

Fiction Best Seller List
1. Over the Cliff by Hugo Furst
2. Will He or Won't He? by Mae B. Sew
3. Peek-A-Boo by I. C. Hugh
4. Who Killed Cock Robin? by Howard I. Know
5. High and Dry by Rufus Leeking
6. Early One Morning by R.U. Upjohn
7. Round the Mountain by Sheila B. Cuimming
8. Is It Love? by Midas Welby
9. Ten Years in the Monkey House by Bab Boone
10. Detective Stories by Watts E. Dunn

Non-Fiction Best Seller List
1. I Was a Streaker by Running Bear
2. How to Overcome Depression by M. I. Blue
3. How to Avoid Arguments by Xavier Breth
4. Button Collecting by Zipporah Broaken
5. Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
6. How to Improve Your Looks by Celeste Chance
7. Better Target Shooting by Mr. Completely
8. How I Struck It Rich by Jack Potts
9. How to Fall Out of the Window by Eileen Dover
10. The Victims of Jack the Ripper by Hugh Next

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Summer Ways



Summer Reading is Coming Soon!

http://www.kidssrc.ca/

This is a link to some summer reading activities happening in public libraries near you!





This summer you could read...


up a tree....


in a tent...


in the rain...


on cement...


near the pool...


on a swing...


to your dog...


wearing bling...



You know that reading is food


for your fierce hungry brain


so please don't let it starve!


Read it 'food' again and again!